A Freak Accident – August 29th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Crisco’s car exploded
  • Trump has quite an idea for how to stop hurricanes
  • 11 weird place names from around the world
  • South Carolina believes something really weird about Dairy Queen
  • Funny tweets about the first people to do things
  • D23 Expo gives us a new look at “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker”

A Freak Accident – August 22nd, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Crisco is back from his vacation and has notes on the last episode
  • News Update: A “Colossal God of Chaos” is coming to kill us all in 10 years; Ed Sheeran proves colleges don’t know crap; A woman burned down a man’s house after a failed booty call; Kid goes on a fun ride, and now can’t have kids of his own; A town in Georgia finds a surprise inside a 50-year-old time capsule; Spider-Man is out of the MCU
  • The top 10 opening sequences in TV history
  • “Figure Out the Fall Premieres – ABC Edition”
  • A Pennsylvania couple faked something for money that will make you question all mankind

A Freak Accident – August 15th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • The show is drowning in estrogen
  • News Update: Someone made Baby Shark into a depressing song; “IT Chapter Two” will have the most blood in movie history; The Tonight Show might get investigated by the government; A bride gambled stupidly and lost $15,000; Pumpkin Spice Spam; The “Fredo” scandal
  • “Figure Out the Fall Premieres – NBC Edition”
  • A guy makes insane rules for his girl going to a concert

A Freak Accident – August 8th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Lazy E motivates us with a speech; Crisco’s white trash theater
  • These daughters wrote a hilarious obituary for their dad; We revisit when we wrote our own obituaries
  • The Miami Marlins had to apologize after a tweet at the Tampa Bay Rays
  • “Figure Out the Fall Premieres – Fox Edition”
  • A guy in Brazil tried to escape from prison in a disguise
  • Music You Can Use: New music from Tool

A Freak Accident – August 1st, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Lazy E’s contractor skipped town
  • Woman kicked off plane after giving her boyfriend a tongue-lashing for the ages
  • 4 toxic co-workers to avoid
  • “Figure Out the Fall Premieres – CBS Edition”
  • A mother goes on a crazy rant about people at Disney World