A Freak Accident – August 22nd, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Crisco is back from his vacation and has notes on the last episode
  • News Update: A “Colossal God of Chaos” is coming to kill us all in 10 years; Ed Sheeran proves colleges don’t know crap; A woman burned down a man’s house after a failed booty call; Kid goes on a fun ride, and now can’t have kids of his own; A town in Georgia finds a surprise inside a 50-year-old time capsule; Spider-Man is out of the MCU
  • The top 10 opening sequences in TV history
  • “Figure Out the Fall Premieres – ABC Edition”
  • A Pennsylvania couple faked something for money that will make you question all mankind

A Freak Accident – August 15th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • The show is drowning in estrogen
  • News Update: Someone made Baby Shark into a depressing song; “IT Chapter Two” will have the most blood in movie history; The Tonight Show might get investigated by the government; A bride gambled stupidly and lost $15,000; Pumpkin Spice Spam; The “Fredo” scandal
  • “Figure Out the Fall Premieres – NBC Edition”
  • A guy makes insane rules for his girl going to a concert

A Freak Accident – August 8th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Lazy E motivates us with a speech; Crisco’s white trash theater
  • These daughters wrote a hilarious obituary for their dad; We revisit when we wrote our own obituaries
  • The Miami Marlins had to apologize after a tweet at the Tampa Bay Rays
  • “Figure Out the Fall Premieres – Fox Edition”
  • A guy in Brazil tried to escape from prison in a disguise
  • Music You Can Use: New music from Tool

A Freak Accident – August 1st, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Lazy E’s contractor skipped town
  • Woman kicked off plane after giving her boyfriend a tongue-lashing for the ages
  • 4 toxic co-workers to avoid
  • “Figure Out the Fall Premieres – CBS Edition”
  • A mother goes on a crazy rant about people at Disney World

A Freak Accident – July 25th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Crisco’s butt still hurts; RIP Rutger Hauer
  • (Mostly Marvel) News from San Diego Comic-Con International 2019
  • The average ages for life’s biggest milestones
  • What is the kid activity you still do?
  • Divorce lawyers reveal the craziest reasons people have split up

A Freak Accident – July 18th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Mikki’s boyfriend, Murderer, is dealing with a medical issue; We use FaceApp to see how we look as old people; LISTENER MAIL!
  • We play audio from Crisco’s attempt to go off a jump at Mikki’s skatepark, and our taste test of horrible listener-submitted recipes
  • Bagel Boss Guy is a scourge on the human race
  • A Freak Accident presents: The Most Illegal Stuff Found in One Car During a Police Search of This or Any Afternoon
  • Technology News: Elon Musk wants to develop wireless brain implants; Scientists successfully achieve “teleportation”

A Freak Accident – July 11th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Mikki is missing half her face; LISTENER MAIL!
  • News Update: Netflix vows to cut down on smoking content; New Netflix movie has an insane cast; A hilarious reason a boy stabbed his brother; Brawl in Disneyland; Facebook event attendees plan to storm Area 51; Forky from “Toy Story 4” could kill your kid
  • One lick could earn you 20 years in prison
  • Music You Can Use: New music from Volbeat, Korn, Dinosaur Pile-Up, and a collaboration you’ll never believe

A Freak Accident – June 27th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • LISTENER MAIL!
  • Celebrity News: Someone tried to steal Halle Berry’s house; Alice Cooper and his wife are insanely in love; Netflix is keeping Steve Carell
  • By society standards, what is the weirdest thing you eat?
  • Florida Man offers protein to a judge
  • The 11 best-selling One-Hit Wonders of all time

A Freak Accident – June 20th, 2019

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Audio of something we’ve wanted to hear for years; Swastika Acres commercial
  • OJ Simpson is on Twitter
  • 9th American tourist dies in the Dominican Republic
  • A Great Debate: Does someone in the middle seat deserve both armrests?
  • Celebrities who were on Reality TV before they were famous
  • 25 interesting and disturbing statistics about fictional worlds in TV and movies